If you’re an avid Bert Show listener, you’ve heard the chronicles of Cassie’s problem: snoring has been tearing Cassie’s life apart – but it’s not HER snoring, it’s her HUSBAND’S snoring. It’s gotten to the point where – for sanity – they sleep in separate bedrooms, which makes her sad, because she’s still a newlywed. But you gotta do what you gotta do to sleep!
Sure, quitting drinking or starting working out can help, but ain’t nobody got time for that. And nobody wants to wear a Darth Vader-style mask to bed, either (even though apparently they work?)
But now, she feels like she found something that actually might WORK and just save her marriage (dramatic pause).
There are MOUTH EXERCISES, PEOPLE.