UPDATE: SHE’S MEETING HIS PARENTS THIS WEEKEND…BUT HE WANTS HER TO CHANGE EVERYTHING

He is very eager for his girlfriend of seven months to meet his parents this weekend, but there’s a catch: she has to pretend to be someone completely different…

Our listener is supposed to meet her boyfriend’s parents this weekend. She wasn’t nervous, but apparently he really is. It turns out he isn’t nervous about her meeting them, but them meeting her.

It’s gotten to the point He wants to pick the outfit I’m going to wear. He wants me to cover up my tattoo, Wear less makeup and “try to control my RBF.” If they aren’t going to meet the real me, do I even
bother going through with it?

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