Category Archives: The Bert Show
How Did You *Know* It Was Time For You To Get Divorced?
It's the first thing people who are thinking about getting divorced ask their friends who DID get divorced: how did you KNOW?So if you're divorced, help those who are thinking about it out - how did y...
Jan 10, 2017
How Long Do You *Have* To Save Your Girlfriend’s Love Letters?
If your girl writes you sweet cards, notes and love letters...how long do you *have* to keep them? Asking for a friend...
Jan 05, 2017
Kristin And Brian Act Out Scenes From “Fifty Shades Of Grey”
The sequel to "Fifty Shades Of Grey" - "Fifty Shades Darker" - is here, so in celebration (or mockery, take your pick), Kristin and Brian act out some of the SEXIEST *cough cough* scenes from "Fifty S...
Jan 04, 2017
Can You Guess The Absurd Thing That Happened To Each Bert Show Member On Vacation?
A LOT of weird stuff happened over the holidays...can you guess who...Bought beer using a Bed Bath & Beyond coupon?Sent a nude selfie to a person they work with by accident?Performed with Judd Apa...
Jan 03, 2017
What Kind Of Gifts Do You Get For Someone You JUST Started Dating?
You JUST started dating...and then the holidays hit. Do you get them a present? What if they get YOU a present and you're totally empty handed? What if you get them something and then they feel guilty...
Dec 14, 2016
Plead The Fifth: The Question That Made Kristin “Plead The Fifth” IMMEDIATELY
We're taking a page out of "Real Housewives" creator Andy Cohen's book from his late night talk show, "Watch What Happens Live." When he has a celebrity on, he gives them THREE questions, and they're ...
Dec 12, 2016
Why Brian Is In A Total Christmas Funk
We're a handful of days away from Christmas, but Brian is NOT feeling the spirit at all. He's in a TOTAL funk and can't snap out of it, and we're not totally sure we can help him.Related Posts
Dec 06, 2016
Call Your Best Friend And Tell Them “I Am Here For You When You Need It”
We all have our lifelong friends, but sometimes, life gets in the way of being friends. We have careers, we have kids, we have relationships, we have chores, we have family - whatever it is, everyone ...
Dec 05, 2016
The Top Four Ways You’ll Hurt Yourself on Thanksgiving + How’d You Injure Yourself?
According to a new study, the day after Thanksgiving is the second- busiest day of the year for urgent care clinics. The day after Christmas is the busiest.Here are the top four ways you might hurt yo...
Nov 21, 2016
She’s 29…And About To Go On Her First Date
She's 29....but about to go on her FIRST date. Growing up, she was pretty insecure about her body, and she got stood up by the guy who took her to a dance in school stood her up (and to make matters w...
Nov 18, 2016
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